Curse

Knido · Nov 22, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48

*was going to use healing touch on skul, but decides not too
*scrapes dye off my face and sells to merchant for 6k (thanks!!!)
*finds my trusty rubber duck and shoves it down the throat of whoever posts next

(if you dare!)

kg_lildude1 · Nov 22, 2005, 10:51 PM // 22:51

mmmmm peking duck!

uses the ward of smiting to emite a smite wave that decimates all in its path*

Knido · Nov 22, 2005, 10:58 PM // 22:58

*wards dont do damage!
*calmly walks up to lildude, shoves Ducky down his throat, and pokes him in the eye

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 22, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00

*Bring in Evil Gwen again*

*have her smite everyone with Meteor Shower again*

nightrunner · Nov 23, 2005, 08:16 AM // 08:16

*Runs around trying to catch all the meteors in his mouth, and subsequently some of them go up his nose*

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 09:11 AM // 09:11

*Kel'Thuzad joins the fray*
*He and the little tonberry now each hold a flamethrower*

BURN BABY BURN

Knido · Nov 23, 2005, 11:56 AM // 11:56

*shoves turkey into each of the flamethrowers
its turkey time!

FeuerFrei · Nov 23, 2005, 12:14 PM // 12:14

*bakes a dozen poison cookies and shoved em up everybodys mouths
*waits...

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 01:29 PM // 13:29

*laughs and feuerfrei*
*Undead cant be killed*
*Kel'thuzad and the tonberry start shooting turkey all around the place*

Naprius · Nov 23, 2005, 01:35 PM // 13:35

*Jaina Proudmoore runs into the room casting Water Elementals and ice blizzards on yo @$$3$

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 01:37 PM // 13:37

*stops shooting the turkey*
*opens his flamethrower and defreezes everything*
*Kel'Thuzad sits down and orders a beer*

Naprius · Nov 23, 2005, 01:39 PM // 13:39

*Mal'Ganis enters the bar and offers The undead Mesmer a job in the ranks of the Scourge*

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 02:02 PM // 14:02

*accepts but only when he is gonna be a general*
*orders a coffee*

Naprius · Nov 23, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

"Good"
* Mal'Ganis teleports the undead Mesmer out of the bar*
*Prince Arthas comes into the bar, swinging his mallet, looking stupid coz all the undead are gone (but still sets fire to the bar coz its cool)*

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05

*steps in the local scourge bar*
*WHERE IS MY COFFEE BARTENDER*
*im the general here so give me my coffee*
*falls asleep*

FeuerFrei · Nov 23, 2005, 02:19 PM // 14:19

*whips out two holy pistols
*squirts holy water on undead mesmer
*throws holy kow bomb at undead mesmer

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 02:22 PM // 14:22

*dodges them*
*get them soldiers*
*the undead soldiers overwhelm feuerfrei*
*takes a nip from his coffee*

FeuerFrei · Nov 23, 2005, 03:02 PM // 15:02

NOoOOOooOOO..
*yells out in horror
*breaks free from crowd of soldiers
*discovers his out of sugar and cream
*sprinkles coffee powder on undead mesmer
*whips out a hose and sprays hot boiling water on undead mesmer

I pwnd U · Nov 23, 2005, 03:38 PM // 15:38

ahh the bar room fite... who remembers the good ol days of sir and i do belive nightrunner trying to touch avari zi? good times good times...

anywo...

whips off coat exposing the 20 C4 attached to my body.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY YYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK KKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!"

blows self and everything around to smitherens. how ya like me now?

nightrunner · Nov 24, 2005, 06:10 AM // 06:10

*Giggles becuase he has been killed about 40 times over now*

*Goes swimming in keg*